I was watching a DVD with my youngest sister this morning while eating toast with strawberry jam for breakfast when all of a sudden my sister shouts, “Sandra, check out that huge mosquito!” I turned to look, “Where is it, Belle?!” She points up to the top part of the curtains of the window right where the couch I was sitting on was. I saw the damn creature just sitting there on the curtain; it was the biggest mosquito I had seen in my life.
I jumped up off the couch, looked at the mosquito and exclaimed, “It’s fucking huge, hey…” My sister looked at me in disgust as I spoke with my mouth full of half chewed toast, “I am going to kill the bitch!” And with that I ran off to get the Raid from the cupboard.
I ran back into the lounge and sprayed a few short bursts at the blood sucking creature. It flew from the curtain to the side table where it turned onto its back and began twitching frantically. I sprayed at it a couple more times shouting, “Die bitch, die!” The mosquito’s twitching became less hysterical so I return back to the couch and continued to watch the movie.
Several minutes later my sister says, “Sandra, look… It is still moving!” I turned to look at the dying mosquito on the side table then looked at my sister and said, “It’s going to die, don’t worry.” I climbed off of the couch, onto the floor and crawled over to the side table. I proceeded to raise the can of Raid and sprayed a short burst at the mosquito and quickly got back to the couch and looked at my sister and smiled.
The look on her face expressed confusion, amusement and something along the lines of, “What the fuck is wrong with you?!” The look on her face was priceless.
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Comments ( 8 )
come live with me! i hate bugs but can never get myself to kill them! lol
Saha added these pithy words on
Feb 06 08 at
5:32 pm
come live with me! i hate bugs and always kill them! (unless they’re harmless, then I let them free outside) lol
cameron added these pithy words on
Feb 06 08 at
7:11 pm
LOL that reminds me of when my mom was on the phone spraying a moth with spray paint for almost 10 minutes and it was still alive so I just went out there and squished it. She had the funniest look on her face.
Cher added these pithy words on
Feb 07 08 at
4:02 am
in my residence room i never have any bugs.. I never wanna leave here. lol
Erica added these pithy words on
Feb 07 08 at
6:22 am
Classic! *applause*
Exactly what I’d have done…kill the little fucker!
SleepyJane added these pithy words on
Feb 07 08 at
8:17 am
Nice! perhaps the Raid was too subtle for the mutant flyer. You could aways try a flame thrower or bazooka next time. You’ll, of course, want to be cautious of the curtains though.
Chris added these pithy words on
Feb 07 08 at
10:41 am
HAHA, Oh Rannnnnndi.
You made my day because I would totally do something like that also. You amuse me, and I didn’t even get to see it!
KayC added these pithy words on
Feb 07 08 at
5:06 pm
Uh I hate when you spray a bug and it still alive.Uhhhh the worst crap ever.
Sharonda added these pithy words on
Feb 09 08 at
12:33 am
