Dear Santa Admirer,

I know this letter is late but please remember that I have been an extremely naughty good girl this year. Or at least I like to think so…

When you happen to drop by the night before Christmas, please consider placing at least one of these gifts next to my tiny Christmas tree. Obviously after you’ve helped yourself to the glass of full cream milk and freshly baked cookies that I baked, just for you!

Please consider giving me at least one of the gifts below for Christmas this year.

• New computer By the sounds that my hard drive makes, I assume that it is going to blow up!
• External hard drive New computer or not, this has become more of a “Need” than a “Want”. The two 40GB hard drives in my computer are just not cutting it. Oh and I have no DVD writer so I can’t back any of my junk stuff up on to DVDs.
• Vodafone 3G HSDPA USB Modem I have never experienced an internet connection faster than a 56kbps dial-up!
• Flickr Gift Account Being able to create more than three sets on Flickr would be nice.
• Extended hosting period Keep my website online?
• Money With money one can buy things!
• Or something listed here?

As much as my little heart desires all these things, I know that I can’t have them all… Anything will more than do!

Loads of love,
Randi

EDIT: Santa’s seriously, really not real? What the fuck?!